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Post by Rukia/Muraki/Ed on Mar 1, 2006 9:30:03 GMT -5
Edward's eyes closed slightly, but then he opened them again and stared at their teacher. He had to be completly stupid, bringing a baby to class! Really! "Larger quarrels makes better friends," he said with a grin to Syaroan
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Post by Zakora/ Mr. Payne/Tidus on Mar 1, 2006 10:11:52 GMT -5
"Yeah I agree but still."He said sighing.
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Post by Duo / Dirge / Onizuka on Mar 1, 2006 16:43:34 GMT -5
"Hello everyone." He said as soon as the bell rang signaling that class had officially began. "I am sorry for the loss of Mr. Tsuchiya, I heard he was a very bright teacher. Well, I doubt I am much of a replacement for him I will do my best to teach you all." Dirge slowly took a newspaper which he rarely read unless he heard something interesting was going on, he rolled it up and walked over to Zakora who it was easy to tell that he was sleeping. He gave him a light bat on the head before chuckling to the now awake student. "I'm fairly lax with my rules but please, it's very mean to sleep through someone's lesson and doesn't help to go ahead and fortify a student and teachers friendship."
Sakura had let out a little baby laughing sound when she watched her father hit Zakora on the head and Dirge happily walked back and picked up the baby. "My name is dirge Dantes and I'm a single parent. No I'm not running from my wife and she didn't leave because she had a drug problem, she passed away soon after giving birth to our beautiful daughter Sakura. I thank god every day that she got to hold our child in her arms for those few moments before her life finally ended and I take it very seriously when someone says something about it being good that she passed away... A few people that didn't like me to much mocked me about it and I fell into a deep depression. Either way because I am indeed a single parent Sakura will be attending class with us every day until I can find a decent baby sitter." He said happily bouncing the little baby a bit, sakura making a happy goo sound once again.
"I graduated Tokyo University less than five months ago and I have an IQ of 190, I'm learning new things every day and I hope that all of you can teach me a few things as well. I can't wait to be with you all the rest of the year and if any of you need help please feel free to bring it up to me. Ask me any question that you can think up and I'll try to answer it for you... Ohh yes, another thing. I keep a gun with me at all moments, I take protection for my little Sakura very seriously and I've only had to bring it out once... I want to keep it that way." He reached into his pocket and held out a card. "This is my concealed weapons permit so you can all see that it's very legal for me to have it... Well if there is anything at all that you want to ask me about please feel free to ask me now." He seemed so bright and cheery as he sat in a seat in front of the entire class with little baby Sakura with her big brown eyes and middle length brown hair safely in his lap, her staring out at the class as well.
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Post by Tsuzuki /Raito on Mar 1, 2006 18:37:25 GMT -5
Kamui sighed to himself. "He didnt have to tell us his life story." He looked at the clock wishing the class would already end.
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Post by Atheris/Syaoran on Mar 1, 2006 19:28:04 GMT -5
"..Right, and the better the friend, the larger the argument can get." he mumbled a bit late to Ed's comment. He then started to draw in a pocket sketchbook.
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Post by Zakora/ Mr. Payne/Tidus on Mar 1, 2006 20:09:10 GMT -5
"Uhg"he said sighing
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Post by Duo / Dirge / Onizuka on Mar 1, 2006 20:29:40 GMT -5
"Great, I had to get the antisocial class huh?" He said with a small sigh before rubbing his face a little. "Maybe it won't be as fun as I though... Well then lets get started with todays lesson alright?" It came from him as he stared down at his little firl. With that said he began to teach, wacking anyone that went to sleep on the back of the head with the rolled up newspaper.
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Post by Zakora/ Mr. Payne/Tidus on Mar 2, 2006 0:03:50 GMT -5
"Man that was a good lesson"said Z as he smiled for the first time that week.
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Post by Rukia/Muraki/Ed on Mar 2, 2006 1:43:53 GMT -5
Ed actually found this stuff interesting. It wasn't that different from alchemy and after all; an alchemist is a scientist. He only looked up from his work everynow and then to look around the classroom.
Behind him sat two girls and whispered the entire lesson, and it bugged him. But not as much as when one of them whispered: "Look at him! He's so small! Do you think he skipped a few classes?" she whispered to her friend and they both giggled.
This brought Ed completly off balance. He jumped to his feet and clentched his fists, glaring at them. "Who are you calling so short he can be mistaken for a first grader?!??!!?" He yelled at them, his golden eyes shooting lighting.
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Post by Duo / Dirge / Onizuka on Mar 2, 2006 2:47:30 GMT -5
The rolled up newspaper landed on the top of Ed's head, Sakura letting out a happy squeal. "Now now Mr. Elric don't let out such an outburst happen in class again." He said with a warm smile towards him. "Now unless a short stature runs in your family's genomes I have no doubt that you'll probably grow even taller than most of us, you're body is simply late at doing so, I'd also like to see you after class if that's alright. I'm very interested in this hand of yours." Indeed Ed had brought his hands out of his pockets during the outburst and it was well presented to the entire class. Dirge walked to the front of the class and once again began to teach.
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Post by Rukia/Muraki/Ed on Mar 2, 2006 15:28:49 GMT -5
Ed glared after his teacher and muttered something that sounded like; "How dare you call me so short you'd walk right by me without seeing me?" Ed always did... Overreact a bit when it regarded his height. He continued to pay attention in class, though when he realised his hand was out in the open for everyone to see. He quickly hid it and stared down at the desk. He hated all the glares the other student's gave him... Luckily they'd just seen his arm...
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Post by Zakora/ Mr. Payne/Tidus on Mar 2, 2006 22:01:15 GMT -5
"Chill"wispered Z
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Post by Tsuzuki /Raito on Mar 2, 2006 22:12:36 GMT -5
Kamui glanced over at the short kid when he was yelling. He seemed like he had a short temper to match his hight. Kamui grunted to himself and thought it would be best to ignore him like he did the rest of the class.
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Post by Atheris/Syaoran on Mar 3, 2006 0:41:36 GMT -5
Syaoran was only half listening, drawing sketch after sketch into his book, followed by a few notes. He heard enough of the lesson to get the idea though, not like he hadn't heard all this before. Ed on the other hand was loud and close enough to draw his whole attention to him and the lesson. and make him wary of the newspaper. " better to avoid that newspaper..." he murmured to himself.
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Post by Duo / Dirge / Onizuka on Mar 11, 2006 12:42:12 GMT -5
Dirge ended his lesson with a happy, "That chemical compound makes up TNT." it was something he didn't tell his students about til the last moment. Sakura somehow knew that Dirge had finished the lesson and let out a happy little squeal and clapped her hands. "The rest of the day is merely for you to go ahead and do the assignment I've written on the board for all of you. Now I will only give an assignment once a week but it's somewhat long so just do it whenever and turn it in for your credit." With that he began playing with his daughter, moving her little arms and sometimes making a funny face for her. Never once did she cry in the class and she wasn't all that distracting unless you loved playing with babies.
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